They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....