People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
A REALLY Bad Day – True Story!
A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you’re having a bad day. The following is...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...