Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...