Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...