Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....