Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...