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Men Exercise On the Beach
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Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
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Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...