Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.