Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...