Addicted To Computers
Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...