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Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
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Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
More Church Bloopers!
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A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...