Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...