I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...