The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...