Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
21 types of pissers!
21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted...
Wrong ISP
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1. Their company logo: two...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...