Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...