What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...