Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!