Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...