Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...