OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...