Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Twice a week!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...