A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...