From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....