Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18…B52…F18Sent by Onky