Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
A business man from New York decided to quit his job…
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...