Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
2 Wonderful Hours
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!