Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...