Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Top ten least popular self help books
10. “Lie Your Sweet Ass Off And Become A Millionaire” 9. “Choking Coaches For...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...