A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...