I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...