Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
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A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
58 Newspaper Headlines
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No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
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Xmas Like A Day At the Office
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Confusion
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