Insult Collection #3
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To Buxom Waitress:
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Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
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Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
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A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
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A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE
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