Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
A very insulting parrot
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What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Way to have FUN while shopping!
Have some fun on your next shopping trip, try these…Hide in the clothing racks...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.