Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...