Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...