Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...