Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...