I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...