Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...