Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!