2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...