Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
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How to dump a guy
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Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...