Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...