Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...