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The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Analysis of A Man
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I have a Microsoft waiter
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I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
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Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!