Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
Food quotes and quips
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Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
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What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...