One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
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Things never to say to a cop
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What’s the definition of bravery?
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A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
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An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
German Shepard on Golf Course
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I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...