What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....