A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...